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Monday, October 23, 2006

Can someone say "Salsa" ??

While some players like to spend the off season going out to pasture and putting on a few quiet kg's, others will try to stay fit by hitting the slopes and hoping that extended periods of snowboarding or skiing will help keep themselves relatively fit during the off-season.

Well, VCFC's top investigative reporter has quietly unearthed some whispers about a certain high profile player that has been quietly taking an interesting approach to maitaining his off-season fitness.

Yes, it seems that after watching a few too many episodes of "Dancing with the Stars" this particular person has taken up none other than - Salsa lessons. After seeing his moves over the years on various dancefloors, including Cowboys in Calgary, it is certainly apparent that these lessons can only be good for the man, and may turn his fake-tan-line-helping 6 pack into a real one.


Photo's of the alleged players involved in the scandal (note, faces have been blurred to protect the players identities...)

However, this story could potentially be blown out of the water as unconfirmed rumours have also suggested that the certain "manly/man's/man" Eagles player has been pressured to also take part in these salsa classes, although no confirmation has been received just yet as to whether he had taken up the offer.

These allegations couldn't come at a worse time for the club after apparently finally managing to bury the controversy caused by former goalsneak Jason Stratford taking up Ice Skating during the 2002 pre-season.


Further shocking updates will be revealed on this story as the truth (or close enough) is tracked down.